British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] It’s football…not soccer.
Total: 5

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love/like the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You’re a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an australian something
Total: 6

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5’10”
[x] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 8

Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. 
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 7

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6

Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 9

African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel.<—irrelevant, anyone can ‘sing’ gospel
Total: 5

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you’re chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. 
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You’re over 5’2
Total: 6

Canadian
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton’s.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2

American
[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You’re lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[] You don’t read.
[] You shop at walmart. 
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 4